CBS NEWS

Well, I just watched CBS News on toys! It seems that in the USA, under Bush and his agencies, you cannot buy a toy for your child without a real risk of making the child ill, or even killing it. Parents are buying special kits, at $15 a pop, to take to toy stores to see if there are deadly chemicals in the toys. Merry Christmas. Maybe that lump of coal that Santa sometimes leaves is the safest thing in the stocking-- as long as you don't burn it and release greenhouse gases.