Thursday, July 12, 2007

A Republican IQ Quiz

Having written Political Affairs Marxist IQ quiz for a number of years I
thought it might be interesting to do an IQ quiz concerning the major
Republican presidential candidates, addressing their qualifications or
lack of same, in the spirit that their handlers would understand, if not
appreciate
Instead of Multiple choice questions, I thought I have done a number of
true and false questions for each candidate.

1.Rudy Giuliani's major qualifications for the presidency are these:
True or false
a.He showed great respect for the civil rights of minorities and the
civil liberties of all citizens as major of New York(T or F)
b.He extended rent controls on apartments and price controls on the
subways and busses to stabilize living costs in the interests of New
York's working people(T or F)
c.He distinguished himself after the 9/11 attacks by the aid his
administration provided to police, firefighters, and other city workers
who risked their lives and damaged their health to save lives(T or F)
d. He is not George W. Bush(T or F)

2. John McCain's major qualifications for the presidency are these
a.He has a secret plan to win the Iraq occupation(T or F)
b.He plans to invite Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger to
return to Vietnam and win the Vietnam War(T or F)
c.He will erect a tomb in the form of a pyramid to Ronald Reagan in
Washington(T or F)
d. He is not George W. Bush(T or F)

3. Milt Romney's major qualifications for the presidency are these
a A s governor of Massachusetts, he advanced a conservative
political agenda with great success (T or F)
b. He has repudiated his Father, George Romney's 1967 statement that
he was "brainwashed" about the Vietnam War and promises never be
brainwashed about Iraq(T or F)
c. He will bring back "conservative" politics to Washington after
decades of liberal rule (T or F)
d. He is not George W. Bush (T or F)

4. Tommy Thompson's major qualifications for the presidency are these
a. He was the best governor Wisconsin has had since Bob La Follette
(T or F)
b. His "welfare reform" policy not only reduced state expenditures but
radically improved the living standards of the poor (T or F)
c. He is widely known and respected in the country (T or F)
d. He is not George W. Bush (T or F)

5. Fred Thompson's major qualifications for the presidency are these
a. history has shown that he was not "deep throat" during the Watergate
conspiracy
b. history has shown that he was the best Senator that
Tennessee had since Andrew Johnson before the Civil War and Johnson
as president fought against radical Reconstruction and its "reverse
racist" policies of giving citizenship to former
Slaves (T or F)
c. He is the only working actor running for the Republican presidential
nomination (T or F)
d. He is not George W. Bush (T or F)
Well that is it. I won't tell our readers the answers but I will give
them hint. They will find the truth or true answers only under the
letter which was the grade that George W. Bush either got or deserved to
get in any school he ever went to

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